digging wv
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An Indian walks into a diner carrying a shotgun and pulling a male buffalo. The waiter asks what will it be this morning and the Indian answers "Want coffee". The waiter brings him out a cup and the Indian drinks it all down in one gulp, turns around and shoots the buffalo scattering parts of it everywhere, then walks out the door and leaves. The next morning the Indian shows up again, carrying the shotgun and pulling another male buffalo behind him. The waiter eyeballs the Indian and asks what will it be this morning. The Indian answers "Want coffee". The waiter then says..."wait a minute there Tonto, you asked for that yesterday and we're still picking up pieces of buffalo. Why again"? The Indian answered...with a wide smile. I'm training for seat in congress. I come in...drink coffee...shoot some bull...then go away and leave mess for others to clean up.
