Change Your Underware

FCCDFEd

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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
His sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad...
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
Would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",

But don't count on things smelling any better.

Now ask yourself,
How's that Hope and Change working for you?
 

old digger

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You are absolutely right. There is a need for change, too many dirty shorts. By-golly I am sure that we need to toss both the guy and the dirty shorts out. ''Once the apple is infested with worms, into the garbage it goes''
 

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stefen

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I'm firm believer in the teenager 4-Shorts-Switch-A-Roo...

1st day, fly to the front,
2nd day switch front to rear,
3rd day turn inside out, again fly to the front,
4th day switch front to rear again...

5th day...fling against a wall and if they stick, its wash time....

And if you do a slam dunk into the washer, make sure its a 3-pointer...
Don't want a pissed off mom-type person...:laughing7:
 

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