Im Blind Now

[stefen]

I'm Blind Now

Just finished breakfast at the Panera Bakery and as we were leaving my wife said, "I'm ready to face the world".

"Are you sure the world is ready for your face", I replied.

Next thing I remember is looking up into the managers face, his repeated apologies for the slippery floor, and the lingering smell of ammonia salts.

The swelling will go down in several days...

My wife is not going to share in the $15,000 settlement offer...

 

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Typing in brail, or using voice recognition?

 

[truckinbutch]

Recheck your prenup . If ya don't have one ; just make sure she eats her mushrooms . Then ya enjoy what ya just inherited .

 

[stefen]

Went to the Korean Market where they had 20 different kinds of exotic mushrooms...

Bought some of each and cooked up for the wifey...

Unfortunately the eye swelling hadn't receded enough...

The mushroom sign actually said 'Erotic' not "Exotic'...

The swelling translocated and was apeased...

Still couldn't see because the scalp was stretched over my eyes...

I still keep the $15K....