old digger
Gold Member
- Jan 15, 2012
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- Detector(s) used
- White's MXT
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
Only in America.... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America.... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America.... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America.... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America.... do we use caller ID to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America.... do we use the word ''politics'' to describe the process so well: ''poli'' Latin for ''many'' and ''tics'', as in ''bloodsucking creatures.''
Only in America.... are there drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering.
Only in America.... do we buy hot dog in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America.... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America.... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America.... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America.... do we use caller ID to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America.... do we use the word ''politics'' to describe the process so well: ''poli'' Latin for ''many'' and ''tics'', as in ''bloodsucking creatures.''
Only in America.... are there drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering.
Only in America.... do we buy hot dog in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
