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Mike(Mont)
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A newly married couple wanted to join a church. The Pastor said there is a requirement to join--you must abstain from sex for an entire month. About two and a half weeks later the couple returned. The Pastor ushered them into his office. The wife was crying and the husband was very depressed. "So soon? Is there a problem?" the Pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit we did not manage to abstain." the husband said. "The first week we survived by sheer willpower. The second week we prayed and read religious books. By the third week we prayed and did everything we could think of. Then my wife tipped over a paint can and when she bent over to pick it up I was overcome with lust and I had my way with her." "Well I'm sorry but you are not welcome in our church." the Pastor said. "I know." said the husband. "We are not welcome at Home Depot, either."
