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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play
> date.
>
> 'Mommy, the little girl asks, 'How old are you?'
>
> 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother
> replied.
> 'It's not polite.'
>
> 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'
>
> 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are
> really
> none of your business.'
>
> Undaunted, the little girl asks, ‘Why did you and Daddy get a
> divorce?'
>
> 'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' The exasperated
> mother
> walks away as the two friends begin to play.
>
> 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her
> friend.
>
> 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's
> license.
> It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
>
> Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old
> you are.
> You are 32.'
>
> The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?
>
> 'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
>
> The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name
> did
> you find that out?'
>
> 'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy
> got a divorce.'
>
> 'Oh really?' the mother asks. ‘Why?'
>
> 'Because you got an “F” in sex.'

 

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