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A Sri Lankan went hunting one day in Scotland and bagged three ducks.
He put them in the bed of his truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like Sri Lankans .
The game warden ordered the Sri Lankan to show his hunting license,
and the Sri Lankan pulled out a valid Scottish hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked
up one of the ducks, sniffed its bottom, and said, "This duck ain't from Scotland .
This is a Welsh duck. You got a Welsh hunting' license, lad?" The
Sri Lankan reached into his wallet and produced a Welsh hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the
second duck, sniffed its bottom, and said "This ain't no Welsh duck. This duck's from Ireland . You got a Irish license?" The Sri Lankan reached into wallet and produced an Irish hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its bottom, and said, "This ain't no Irish duck. This here duck's from England . You got an English huntin' license?" Again the Sri Lankan reached into his wallet andbrought out an English hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Sri Lankan "Just where the hell are you from
!!!"
The Sri Lankan turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,
"You tell me, you're the expert".
He put them in the bed of his truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like Sri Lankans .
The game warden ordered the Sri Lankan to show his hunting license,
and the Sri Lankan pulled out a valid Scottish hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked
up one of the ducks, sniffed its bottom, and said, "This duck ain't from Scotland .
This is a Welsh duck. You got a Welsh hunting' license, lad?" The
Sri Lankan reached into his wallet and produced a Welsh hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the
second duck, sniffed its bottom, and said "This ain't no Welsh duck. This duck's from Ireland . You got a Irish license?" The Sri Lankan reached into wallet and produced an Irish hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its bottom, and said, "This ain't no Irish duck. This here duck's from England . You got an English huntin' license?" Again the Sri Lankan reached into his wallet andbrought out an English hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Sri Lankan "Just where the hell are you from
!!!"The Sri Lankan turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,
"You tell me, you're the expert".
