THEY WALK AMONG US...........

mrs.oroblanco

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THEY WALK AMONG US

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 in charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.> > She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back, same scenario! > > I departed the store with the $46.64.

THEY WALK AMONG US

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one- get-one-free, ' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

THEY WALK AMONG US

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where?

THEY WALK AMONG US

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the North?. When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.

THEY WALK AMONG US

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?

THEY WALK AMONG US

My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

THEY WALK AMONG US

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?

THEY WALK AMONG US

While working at a pizza place I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

THEY WALK AMONG US.......................................


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chukers

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highlander said:
and they get to vote .and get married and have kids .its scary.

Yeah the procreation part is the scariest! then voting.... :-)

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Chug And Red

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::) OMG! Some people, but then again, who would we laugh at if it weren't for stupid people! Now boarding... the short bus in lane 1 is now loading! :laughing9: Scary too, I thought the same thing when I read it! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!!!! :laughing9: Red
 

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