3 steps to be an advanced TOOL

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Here's another helpful little guide into helping you be something than what you currently are. We've all met tools at some point in our life, so if you can't beat them, join them :headbang:

Step #1 The Approach

The approach is an important part, as you don't want to give anything away, or let the person know what you're up to. So you approach the mark in a very subtle manner.

Step #2 Engage

Your friend is reading the latest Wizard magazine and is in awe of the new Batman figurine that's worth a whole $20 Canadian :tongue3: You remark with great interest, Wow! Can I see that?


Step #3

Take the magazine from him and immediately toss it to the floor walking away. This will leave your friend both baffled and somewhat ashamed... Congratulations, you are now a Tool :headbang:
 

Or "plan B"...become a Democrat! :)

(I know i know...politics! I was gonna say "join the US military" but am in a good mood week!)
 

A cynic would say it is only one step for some folks...

1) Be born
 

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