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Ole Stefen was MD'ing the Malibu Beach, when all of a sudden, He gets a LOUD Beep in his Earphones! He starts digging & comes up with a
Gold Colored Container all covered with barnacles & Seaweed! He starts wiping it off when, "Poof", & a Genie appears!
This Genie, like all Genies, was so happy to be freed from the Lamp, that he tells Stefen that he can have any 3 Wishes!
"I want to be richer than Bill Gates", he says. "Granted", say's the Genie!
"Genie, I want the most Expensive Porsche ever made: Fire Engine Red, Onboard GPS, & the Finest Audio System ever!"
"That's Easy, Granted!" say's the Genie!
Then the Genie ask's Stefen for his 3rd Wish.
Stefen mulls it over in his mind for a while. A Girl...Nah!, with Billions & Billions of Bucks, I'll be a Chick Magnet! World Peace?, Nope, that's for Wacko's! He just can't think of anything!
"Genie, He say's, I can't think right now!" "Can I save it for later?"
"It's most unusual, but Ok!" "Just remember I'm trapped in that Bottle till you make that last wish!"
So, Stefen gently picks up the lamp and lay's it in the back of the Porsche. Then he gets in, starts her up, balances the Sound on the Radio, & takes off down the Pacific Coast Hwy.
Soon, he's up to 60, then 70, then 80, the Porsche is handling like a dream & he's one happy Dude! All is right with the World!
He soon starts singing along to the radio, "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner"........ 8)
Gold Colored Container all covered with barnacles & Seaweed! He starts wiping it off when, "Poof", & a Genie appears!
This Genie, like all Genies, was so happy to be freed from the Lamp, that he tells Stefen that he can have any 3 Wishes!
"I want to be richer than Bill Gates", he says. "Granted", say's the Genie!
"Genie, I want the most Expensive Porsche ever made: Fire Engine Red, Onboard GPS, & the Finest Audio System ever!"
"That's Easy, Granted!" say's the Genie!
Then the Genie ask's Stefen for his 3rd Wish.
Stefen mulls it over in his mind for a while. A Girl...Nah!, with Billions & Billions of Bucks, I'll be a Chick Magnet! World Peace?, Nope, that's for Wacko's! He just can't think of anything!
"Genie, He say's, I can't think right now!" "Can I save it for later?"
"It's most unusual, but Ok!" "Just remember I'm trapped in that Bottle till you make that last wish!"
So, Stefen gently picks up the lamp and lay's it in the back of the Porsche. Then he gets in, starts her up, balances the Sound on the Radio, & takes off down the Pacific Coast Hwy.
Soon, he's up to 60, then 70, then 80, the Porsche is handling like a dream & he's one happy Dude! All is right with the World!
He soon starts singing along to the radio, "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner"........ 8)
