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A
woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and
told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and
color dress are you looking for?"
The
bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk
hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of
that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the
first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean?
Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"
"Well,"
replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure
you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all
my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first
husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our
hotel.
My
second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to
our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to
each other again."
"What
about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk. "That one was a Democrat,"
said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the
bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."
woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and
told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and
color dress are you looking for?"
The
bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk
hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of
that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the
first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean?
Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"
"Well,"
replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure
you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all
my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first
husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our
hotel.
My
second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to
our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to
each other again."
"What
about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk. "That one was a Democrat,"
said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the
bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."
