911 CALLS

[savant365]

911 CALLS - The following exchanges are taken
from transcripts of 911 calls:

Caller: "I'd like to make a unanimous complaint, so don't
use my name."

Caller: "I'm reporting a deer on the road. I almost hit it."
Call-taker: "Is the deer alive?"
Caller: "Oh, no, it's run over. Many, many cars. Again and
again, and - OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN!"

Caller: "Am I talking to a real person, or is this a
recording?"

Caller: "We might (cough) need the fire department here
(cough)."

Caller: "Is it OK for a civilian to take a person to the
hospital, or does the ambulance have to do it?"

Caller: "He's not breathing!"
Call-taker: "Can you get the phone close to him?
Caller: "WHY? You want to hear he's not breathing, too?"

Call-taker: "Does she have any weapons?"
Caller: "Well, she has real long finger nails."

Call-taker: "We'll need a description of him."
Caller: "He's a lawyer."

Caller: "No, she just didn't fall...I helped her!"

 

[stefen]

Caller: Are you a self-made man
Call-Taker: no!

Caller: Then you were born a perfect AH
Call-Taker: Cough