911 Calls

[River Rat]

BELIEVE it or not , these are real 911 Calls!


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

 

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[RON (PA)]

I used to be a 911 dispatcher...You would not believe the calls we would get...These are very funny.

 

[Dimeman]

"Running from the police"

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!

 

[stefen]

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Now that is beleivable

 

[Monty]

911 Call from when I was on the PD. I supervised the dispatch section for a while when I got promoted to Sergeant and...... An elderly sounding lady called and told one of the female dispatchers she was 83 years old and had been raped and needed an officer out to her house . Very concerned the dispatcher asked all the pertinent questions about the suspect, if he was still there, a description, etc. When she asked how long ago it happened the lady replied about 20 years ago. The dispatcher asked in amazement why she was just now reporting it. The lady responded that she didn't want to report it, she just wanted to talk about it! Monty