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Know the symptoms Please read
A.A.A.D.D.
Aged Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at the car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table
That I brought up from the mailbox earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the
Garbage can under the table, and notice the can is full.
So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
Garbage first. But then I think, since I’m going to be near the
Mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my
Desk where I find the can of Pepsi I’d been drinking.
I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye.
They need water. I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover
My reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water
The flowers. I set my glasses back down on the counter, fill a container
With water and suddenly spot the TV remote someone had left on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I’ll be looking for the remote, but
Won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs.
But first I’ll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers. Quite a bit of it spills
On the floor. So I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: The car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid, there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter, the flowers don’t have enough water, there is still only one check in my check book, I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys. Then , when I try to figure out why nothing got done, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I’m really tired.
I realize this is serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail…… Do me a favor and forward this message to everyone you know, because I don’t remember who the hell I’ve sent it to.
Don’t laugh if this hasn’t happened to you yet your day is coming.
Know the symptoms Please read
A.A.A.D.D.
Aged Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at the car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table
That I brought up from the mailbox earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the
Garbage can under the table, and notice the can is full.
So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
Garbage first. But then I think, since I’m going to be near the
Mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my
Desk where I find the can of Pepsi I’d been drinking.
I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye.
They need water. I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover
My reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water
The flowers. I set my glasses back down on the counter, fill a container
With water and suddenly spot the TV remote someone had left on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I’ll be looking for the remote, but
Won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs.
But first I’ll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers. Quite a bit of it spills
On the floor. So I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: The car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid, there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter, the flowers don’t have enough water, there is still only one check in my check book, I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys. Then , when I try to figure out why nothing got done, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I’m really tired.
I realize this is serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail…… Do me a favor and forward this message to everyone you know, because I don’t remember who the hell I’ve sent it to.
Don’t laugh if this hasn’t happened to you yet your day is coming.
