A Big Fat Rat ate my Metal Detecting Shoes Last Night

[bonepicker]

I normally wouldn't post this here, but since it does pertain to metal detecting, and it is a todays find, I had to assume this would be acceptable.
Not sure why he would want to eat my shoes, but I hope he enjoyed it.

 

[DirtStalker]

Well ya got to be careful ya know rats scurry in and then run and hide. Kinda gotta catch em in the act. Its like they were picked on as a kid. Looks like u needed a new pair.

 

[bonepicker]

Well ya got to be careful ya know rats scurry in and then run and hide. Kinda gotta catch em in the act. Its like they were picked on as a kid. Looks like u needed a new pair.

Yeah, guess ill guess leave em out there for him to chew on when he feels like it..

 

[cjon455]

Oh boy....lol

 

[DirtStalker]

BP you're in luck. I buy truckloads of overstock goods and we just got in about 10 pallets of what you call metal detecting shoes. Send me your address and I'll send you a couple of pairs. Now theses are some inbred brand of Rat proof shoes Jpa's I believeve but i think you'll like em.

 

[sutphin]

LOOKS LIKE TEMPELTON IN CHARLOTTES WEB.

 

[DirtStalker]

LOOKS LIKE TEMPELTON IN CHARLOTTES WEB.

Yeah Kinda Fat and if you see him offer him a trip out of country if you can coax him out of his hole.

 

[Erik in NJ]

Never leave ya'llses shoes outside--it runs down the trailer park! Them look like fancy Mississippi dancin' shoes! Here's a pic of my ol' pappy as a young man.

 

[Old Dude]

Who knew?

 

[cjon455]

And so it starts lol.......

 

[Erik in NJ]

Hey Tylerbdad...what kind of watch is that in your avatar??

 

[DirtStalker]

Its a Fat Rat Rolex

 

[G.I.B.]

Not sure why he would want to eat my shoes, but I hope he enjoyed it.

Rats eat pretty much anything, but particularly enjoy fruit and sweet foods.

You are apparently leaking toe jam into your sneakers.

Try wearing good socks, and changing them often.

 

[Erik in NJ]

Its a Fat Rat Rolex

That makes me wonder, did anyone ever return your headphones?? I was thinking the other day, if I lost my metal detector, I would sure hope someone would be decent enough to try and return it

 

[DirtStalker]

That makes me wonder, did anyone ever return your headphones?? I was thinking the other day, if I lost my metal detector, I would sure hope someone would be decent enough to try and return it

No never did find headphones they just vanished. I wouldn't hold my breath if you lost your detector but if someone found yours they'd properly feel sorry for you owning such inferior equipment and take a collection up and order you a Deus. You know they can't track detectors by serial numbers and if they took it in for service dealers are under Universal laws to report it. Kinda like pawn shops.

 

[bonepicker]

BP you're in luck. I buy truckloads of overstock goods and we just got in about 10 pallets of what you call metal detecting shoes. Send me your address and I'll send you a couple of pairs. Now theses are some inbred brand of Rat proof shoes Jpa's I believeve but i think you'll like em.

Thanks for the offer allen. I have more shoes. Just thought it was strange that a rat would do such a thing. Unfortunately theres no such thing as rat-proof around here.

 

[bonepicker]

Never leave ya'llses shoes outside--it runs down the trailer park! Them look like fancy Mississippi dancin' shoes! Here's a pic of my ol' pappy as a young man.

Sorry I didn't respond earlier to ya Jersey Shore...... I was out swinging my xp.
We don't have fancy shoes, nor do we have the fancy dance moves you Jersey Shore boys be bringin

 

[bonepicker]

That makes me wonder, did anyone ever return your headphones?? I was thinking the other day, if I lost my metal detector, I would sure hope someone would be decent enough to try and return it

I cant imagine losing my headphones. If I did lose them and someone returned them I would be very grateful, but unfortunately most people probably wouldn't return them.
Sorry to hear about your phones TBD, seems like karma will or should reward you.

 

[Erik in NJ]

Well as my ol' pappy used to say, if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, give 'em "a song and a dance!"

 

[Erik in NJ]

I cant imagine losing my headphones. If I did lose them and someone returned them I would be very grateful, but unfortunately most people probably wouldn't return them.
Sorry to hear about your phones TBD, seems like karma will or should reward you.

And if Karma doesn't I'm sure Cinnamon will!