A bird in the hand...

[Antny]

"We are only limited by our lack of imagination"... Einstein.

 

[stefen]

Definitly a rare Green Winged Whinny...about as rare as hens teeth...

 

[Antny]

I love it...well done!

 

[Ray S S]

Antny, Hmmm, I wonder what kind of food your para-horse would eat?

And Stefen, I'll bet your hen's teeth would gobble up a few rabbits and squirrels.

Ray

 

[stefen]

Ray,

To our chagrin, we found that the hen was a rooster in drag.

It was a pathetic sight watching the rooster gum its food so we had special implants made...everbody thought he was a Kennedy look-alike...cock-a-doodle-do

Although, we learned a major lesson and stopped the hand feeding...(literally tried to eat a hand)

As for the rabbits...well, this hinky fowl was a real Horndog and thought it could breed roundabout Easter time and get colored eggs...

Darn rooster would get the rabbits cornered and bite into their necks while mounted...not too bright...

Everyone knows that you can't crossbreed a male rabbit with a rooster...but like a randy Kennedy, he gave it the old college try...

He had a gay old time, though...looked like a barnyard rodeo with the rabbits flopping all around and the rooster holding on for a 10 second ride...

Hell, even the Crack of Dawn was nervous...