A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

[jeff of pa]

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!

The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!














































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[austin]

And the old fart(me) said, " Jeff, don't quit your day job", and this advice shows why I ain't the greatest either.