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A True Texas Lady
A very gentle Texas lady, Nancy Crone, was driving
across a high bridge in Texas one day.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a
young man fixin' (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,
"Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and
father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to
jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any
kids."
She said, "Well, think of the Alamo."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead
and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.''
A very gentle Texas lady, Nancy Crone, was driving
across a high bridge in Texas one day.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a
young man fixin' (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,
"Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and
father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to
jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any
kids."
She said, "Well, think of the Alamo."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead
and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.''
