Once i was detecting a beach early morning when a kind of hot but trashy girl came up to me asking if I could help her find her car key. She explained that they had just done a "show" the night before, and that her boyfriend plays music and she's a dancer, but they lost their keys during the show and had to sleep in their van in the parking lot since they couldn't start it.
I said, well, I only have about 15 minutes left on the meter, but sure show me where you think you lost them!
She walks me over to the spot where they "performed" and points to a circle of more trash than I have ever seen on the beach in one spot. Beer bottles, cans, tabs, cigarettes, pop tops, paper, etc.
I looked at it, and I looked at her, and I said "Nope seems some disgusting morons left a TON OF TRASH right here. I can't detect thru that it's just too much. Good luck!"
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