If you like that "Meteorite" you found at Amboy there sonny
I have thousands and thousands of them over at the "Pisgah Crater Ranch"
What makes them better than the Amboy "meteorites" you ask?
Well son, at Pisgah Crater Ranch, our "meteorites" are "Free Range".
In fact I will give you a coupon for clear into next year since your my first customer here at the ranch.
It's an all you can carry coupon too.
Just think of the joy you'll bring this year kid, all of your relatives opening up genuine Pisgah Crater Ranch, Free Range "Meteorites" for Christmas.
Kind of brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it.
Oh, and Kid. Don't forget, Easter is just around the corner.
Maybe use a little paint, fake grass, basket.
Kid, I'm telling you, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
I 40 east from Barstow, exit Hector Rd south, left on historic Rt 66.
You can't miss it.