At Krogers today

[texan connection]

I was down at Kroger's getting a few groceries today.



When I got to the check out I got the standard question "Paper or Plastic, sir".



When I answered her "It doesn't matter I'm Bi-sackual", the people in the area busted up. The checker was speechless.

 

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[stefen]

A 16 year old bagger hasn't developed a crazy sense of humor yet...

 

[boogeyman]

I usually just say YES, and wait for the 20 seconds of blankness on the cashiers face.

If they ask if I found everything I needed today, I say No... They ask what I couldn't find. I tell em I couldn't find my million dollars and a new Mercedes. If (very seldom) I get a response like we don't have any, I ask em if I can get a rain check.

Ya gotta have fun with it!!!!!!!

 

[stefen]

I always hold up a container of something and say I couldn't find these...sometimes they respond without realizing they had been just had

 

[boogeyman]

I always hold up a container of something and say I couldn't find these...sometimes they respond without realizing they had been just had