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BigDan
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In preparation for the day Obama takes away all our guns, I'm organizing the B.H.H.C. That's, Bare Handed Hunters Club. Now, I know we could use clubs, or pointy sticks, but those will just get taken away as well when crime is blamed on people carrying pointy sticks. So why not get it over with and go all the way! Our motto is Bare Handed Hunters do it with their hands!
Actually, I tried this already. Our first members participated in the Great Kodiak Island Bear Hunt. It didn't go so well. But one guy did ride a bear for seven seconds...before he got ate. Poor guy thought he'd won something..but this aint no rodeo..it's a hunt! So now we're (I'm) having a membership drive. Join the B.H.H.C., where you're always loaded.
We've instituted new hunters safety courses such as:
Know when to walk away, know when to run.
Pit traps are not nice and shady and comfortable!
Yes, squirrels bite hard.
And the popular, Mounting Fluffy the Cat...and why this isn't shameful.
Join today, I'm lonely.
Actually, I tried this already. Our first members participated in the Great Kodiak Island Bear Hunt. It didn't go so well. But one guy did ride a bear for seven seconds...before he got ate. Poor guy thought he'd won something..but this aint no rodeo..it's a hunt! So now we're (I'm) having a membership drive. Join the B.H.H.C., where you're always loaded.
We've instituted new hunters safety courses such as:
Know when to walk away, know when to run.
Pit traps are not nice and shady and comfortable!
Yes, squirrels bite hard.
And the popular, Mounting Fluffy the Cat...and why this isn't shameful.
Join today, I'm lonely.
