bad day on the freeway

[packerbacker]

Old guy's driving down the freeway. In about a 4-mile stretch, he nearly gets into 6 accidents. Finally he can't take it anymore and decides to exit the freeway and get a drink to calm his nerves. As he's sitting at the bar, a news flash comes over the tv. The newscaster begins talking about all of the multi-car pileups that had taken place on the very freeway the old man had just exited. He goes on to say that they were all caused by one vehicle going in the wrong direction. "ONE VEHICLE?!" shouted the old man, as he looked towards the tv, "Looked like a hundred to me!"

 

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[stefen]

Not a laughing matter...it does happen more often than reported.

 

[Proolio]

for sure. a semi driver at my job hit (and killed) a girl going the wrong way on the thruway.

 

[packerbacker]

geeeezus guys!.....I was just trying to tell a joke! Jeff, can you move this to "Today's Tragedies" or something?

 

[lucky1777]

Packerbacker, I thought it was funny.

 

[packerbacker]

Thank you Lucky, thank you very much

 

[RON (PA)]

I thought it was funny too.

 

[stefen]

It is funny...no apologies needed