Ray S S
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NEWSPAPERS...If you have to go to the bathroom while playing
in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in
the driveway for that purpose.
VISITORS.....Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs.
Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on
this person. If the human falls down on the floor and starts
crying, lick it's face and growl gently to show your concern.
BARKING.....Because you are a dog, you are expected to bark.
So bark a lot. Your owners will be very happy to hear you pro-
tecting their house. Especially late at night while they are
sleeping safely in their beds.There is no more secure feeling
for a human than to keep waking up in the middle of the night
and hearing your protective bark, bark, bark.
LICKING.....Always take a BIG drink from your water dish
immediately before licking your human. Humans prefer clean
tongues. Be ready to fetch your human a clean towel.
HOLES.....Rather than digging a BIG hole in the middle of the
yard and upsetting your human, dig a lot of smaller holes all
over the yard so they won't notice. There are never enough
holes in the ground. Strive daily to do your part to help
correct this problem.
DOORS.....The area directly in front of a door is always reserved
for the family dog to sleep.
in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in
the driveway for that purpose.
VISITORS.....Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs.
Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on
this person. If the human falls down on the floor and starts
crying, lick it's face and growl gently to show your concern.
BARKING.....Because you are a dog, you are expected to bark.
So bark a lot. Your owners will be very happy to hear you pro-
tecting their house. Especially late at night while they are
sleeping safely in their beds.There is no more secure feeling
for a human than to keep waking up in the middle of the night
and hearing your protective bark, bark, bark.
LICKING.....Always take a BIG drink from your water dish
immediately before licking your human. Humans prefer clean
tongues. Be ready to fetch your human a clean towel.
HOLES.....Rather than digging a BIG hole in the middle of the
yard and upsetting your human, dig a lot of smaller holes all
over the yard so they won't notice. There are never enough
holes in the ground. Strive daily to do your part to help
correct this problem.
DOORS.....The area directly in front of a door is always reserved
for the family dog to sleep.
