Bathroom troubles

[hammered]

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."

The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."

Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."

 

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[RON (PA)]

That was great..thanks for sharing.

 

[shaun7]

 

[hammered]

There is very little mirth these days, thanks to politicians. I do my bit to bring a smile, however hard, to your faces, sorry if some of the jokes are old, lame or both. All I aim to do is make you guys and gals smile just for a bit, kind of to help, you know?. Sorry if it doesn't work, I will try better, and thats a "hammered" promise. All the best to all of you out there in financial land, hope it gets better soon .

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[stefen]