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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loanofficer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andneeds to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to anew Mercedes Benz SL 500.The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the titleand everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan.The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at theblond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and theinterest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we arevery happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, wechecked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. Whatpuzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"Finally.....a smart blonde joke.
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to anew Mercedes Benz SL 500.The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the titleand everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan.The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at theblond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and theinterest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we arevery happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, wechecked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. Whatpuzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"Finally.....a smart blonde joke.
