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At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker from
England stood up: "At last years' conference we spoke about
being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference
I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for
him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day
I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the
third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker from America stood up: "After last years'
conference I went home and told my husband that I would no
longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw
nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only
his own washing but my washing as well."

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker from Australia stood up: "After last years'
conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer
do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After
the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing.
But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
 

I'm probably not supposed to laugh at that...

But I'm laughing anyway... Laughing pretty hard too... ;D
 

Did I ever get the squinty eye look from Cristina when I retold the story over the weekend.

Its still funny, though.
 

stefen said:
Did I ever get the squinty eye look from Cristina when I retold the story over the weekend.

Its still funny, though.

As long as she don't have TWO black eyes..
No point in telling her twice... ::)
 

GunFarce said:
stefen said:
Did I ever get the squinty eye look from Cristina when I retold the story over the weekend.

Its still funny, though.

As long as she don't have TWO black eyes..
No point in telling her twice... ::)

Got that right. ;D
 

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