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Cowardly bullfighter: Mexican matador flees bull
MEXICO CITY (AP) -- The bull charged and matador Christian Hernandez took off - across the ring, over the wall and into controversy.

The admittedly terrified torero was arrested after Sunday's botched bullfight at the Plaza Mexico, apparently for breach of contract, local media reported Monday. He was released after paying a fine.

"There are some things you must be aware of about yourself," the 22-year-old Mexican matador said in a television interview. "I didn't have the ability, I didn't have the balls, this is not my thing."

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There's a restaurant near the Arena that advertizes a 'Especial', notably, Heuvos Bovina (bull balls) ...

One day an Anglo Americano orders the 'Especial'...

The waiter brings the order and the Anglo asks why they were so small...

The waiter shrugs and says in spanglish, 'Sometimes the bull, he wins'.... :laughing7:
 

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