Well, first to the pvc. Your metal detector will find things in pvc pipe. My plan is gigantic metal plates all over the place. All articles will be placed in concrete 6 foot down from the metal "overlays". A person could get real tired of detecting and digging dozens of plates. I've already got a 10 foot hole dug with my backhoe.

Get enough metal buried, and it will drive the goberment nuts.
s.c.shooter,
While I agree that the politicians suck - voting them out doesn't help anymore, there is just another set to take their places, and I think the ones coming up are WORSE than the ones we had just a year ago. Honesty is no longer out the window, now they are telling us that they want our money, that's its our fault if we get laid off, that the only way to live is under a plutacracy (we have 400 rich people making 97% of the money - that scares me - starting with the Koch brothers) - all are bought and paid for, and, if someone good should get elected, we can just go back to the Kennedy days.
Watch carefully - Wall Street - the revolution may have already begun. And, that ain't no "conspiracy theory". I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a member of the 99%.
Some jerk tried to say they were all spouting the Tea Party line. ROFLMAO - it is polar opposite from the Tea Party. I think the next two years might be really interesting.
Long live the citizens of the United States of America - aka "The People"
Beth