Confucius Say

[Ray S S]

Man who run in
front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind
car get exausted.

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Man with one
chopstick go hungry

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Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.

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War does not determine who
is right, war determine who
is left

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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who drive like hell,
bound to get there.

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Man who live in glass house
should change clothes
in basement.

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Crowded elevator smell
different to midget.

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Person who deletes
has no humor.

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Man who take friend's girlfriend,
behind bush, on side of hill,
Not on level.

 

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[Jeffro]

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

 

[stefen]

Butcher who backs into meatgrinder
gets behind in work