I love the bluntness of the last lin 'or are dead'!
Gee I wonder why. They made rings in 30's and 40's with radioactive gold-if age didn't get em cancer would have!
Thanks for the info Jeff!
Have fun,
Salvager
P.S. Lucky it was then not now-with all the 'body jewlery' now I'd hate to see what people would have to get loped off! :P