Eating a spotted Owl

fossis

Gold Member
Joined
Jan 5, 2007
Messages
7,837
Reaction score
98
Golden Thread
0
Location
eastern Oklahoma
Detector(s) used
Whites Prizm 11 & White's XLT
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
A Game Ranger, while making his rounds in the Oregon
forests, came upon a man sitting at a campfire eating.
After saying hello, he asked what the man was eating.
The man answered, "Spotted Owl."
The Ranger said, "Don't you know they are illegal to kill, much less to eat."
The man replied, "I was hungry so I killed & ate one."
He was given a ticket, & three weeks later appeared in court.
The judge said "didn't you know it was against the law to
kill & eat a spotted Owl?"
The man said , "yes your Honor, but I was hungry."
The Judge thought it over & only gave him a warning, as the
man was walking away the Judge asked, " By the way, what does a Spotted owl taste like?"
The man responded with a smile, "kinda tastes like a Bald Eagle."

:o

Fossis...........
 

A man after my own - "UUUURRRRRPPPPPP!" - heart. :)
 

Jeffro said:
A man after my own - "UUUURRRRRPPPPPP!" - heart. :)

Now, Jeffro............... ;D
 

Ever try 'SNAIL DARTER'? :P,

Fossis..............
 

Bob, I'd be happy to throw another San Francisco Garter Snake on the grill for you. Besides being tasty, they make lovely boots.

GSnake_SF-Coil-ww.jpg
 

man it looks kinda physodelic --- Ivan
 

TreasureTales said:
Bob, I'd be happy to throw another San Francisco Garter Snake on the grill for you. Besides being tasty, they make lovely boots.

GSnake_SF-Coil-ww.jpg

I think I'll pass on the San Francisco garter snake. It is kind of pretty for a snake.
Bob
 

TreasureTales said:
Bob, I'd be happy to throw another San Francisco Garter Snake on the grill for you. Besides being tasty, they make lovely boots.

GSnake_SF-Coil-ww.jpg

Bet they would make some 'Snappy' looking
garters also, ::)

Fossis................
 

BobPA said:
Bet they would make some 'Snappy' looking
garters also, ::)

Fossis................

Is that why they are called garter snakes?
Bob
[/quote]

I dunno, :-\

Fossis............
 

Top Member Reactions

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top Bottom