First Gold Necklace - Need Everyone to Give me a Backstory

[Shakakka]

Nothing to write home about, but I found my first 14k gold choker today! And it was... wrapped around a nut?

Since it was found on the outskirts of an elementary school, my theory is this: Some 6th grader was dating a mechanic.



Anyone else got a better explanation? Let's hear it!

 

[xr7ator]

I don't have a different explanation, but that is fine fine save there. GRATS!

 

[Iron Buzz]

Her boyfriend was nuts about her.

 

[Javadroid]

No cute story from me -- gold jewelry is true treasure regardless! Congrats!!

 

[FreeBirdTim]

Mad at boyfriend, so she wrapped it around the nut to give it extra distance when she tossed it...

 

[Hawks88]

Nice gold find. Congrats.

 

[TooManyHobbies]

She said, "thanks for the gold necklace, and I'll take your nuts too". Symbolism.

 

[TommyB]

Was that a left or right nut?

 

[WHADIFIND]

"If he thinks he can buy my love!! He's *NUTS*!!!"

 

[Professor of Engineering]

Nice gold find!

 

[BigWaveDave]

I’ve checked my nuts, no gold.

 

[WHADIFIND]

I’ve checked my nuts, no gold.

Just stones.......eh?

(DUCK! INCOMING! )