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Funny or not... ?
>>> A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his
>>> face.
>>>
>>>
>>> "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
>>>
>>>
>>> "I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway.
>>> Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the
>>> tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
>>> her back to my place.
>>>
>>>
>>> Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
>>> night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her
>>> on top, every position imaginable!"
>>>
>>>
>>> "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
>>>
>>>
>>> "Dunno...never found the head!"
>>> A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his
>>> face.
>>>
>>>
>>> "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
>>>
>>>
>>> "I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway.
>>> Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the
>>> tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
>>> her back to my place.
>>>
>>>
>>> Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
>>> night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her
>>> on top, every position imaginable!"
>>>
>>>
>>> "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
>>>
>>>
>>> "Dunno...never found the head!"
SICK! I love it! 8)
