Funny Quotes..

[Spitfire Reddie]

I'm Well-Traveled.
Not really, my mind just wanders.

I Love the Limelight.
And the Bud Lite, and the Miller Lite ...

I was once arrested for assault
at a toy company. Battery not included.

Just when I find the key to success,
someone goes and changes all the locks.

I like doing my own thing,
except when I can get a date.

I'm A Self-Righteous Jerk.
You got a problem with that?!

I used to be a man of vision,
before the medication cleared it up.

I Own Screwdriver.
Will Fix Cat For Food.

Scatological Liar.
(I'm full of crap.)

I've Got Lots Of Irons In The Fire.
I've given up golf again.

I Am Non-Involved.
But don't quote me on that.

I'm My Own Boss.
Yet, oddly, I can't stand that jerk.

Can't we all just get a bong?

I've grown tolerant to pepper spray.

I've Got Abnormal fear of Alex Trebek.

I'm A WHIZ KID.
Wanna see me whiz?

Some multi-task.
I multi-slack.

 

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