GETTING FIRED

[Ray S S]

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?

Laundry workers could decrease and eventually become depressed and depleated! Even more, bed makers will
be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will
be degraded, software engineers will be detested, and even musical composers will eventually decompose.

 

[stefen]

...and bright people should be delighted

 

[nhbenz]

I suppose that would make teachers detested?

 

[Ray S S]

Thanks, guys, Brilliant replies. LOL

 

[Goodyguy]

Will speeders be defined?
bronco's be derided?
politicians delectable?
announcers denounced?
coronary patients disheartened?
and Hari Krishna's be disenchanted?

 

[stefen]

If a women takes of her panties, is she being debreifed?

 

[stefen]

If the little guy saw a duck...he pointed and said, 'Deduct'...!

If a circumcism ceremony is called a bris, is debris a reattachment ceremony?

 

[Goodyguy]

Will owners of McDonalds restaurants become disenfranchised?
or the Luxor casino in Vegas be deluxed?
or the Grand Funk Railroad band be defunct?
Does de dog chase detail?
Did Cleopatra swim in denial?

ok I quit I'm tard

 

[nhbenz]

Unfortunately these days fired real estate agents could easily be called "homeless" and fired retail workers become "unsalable". Meanwhile, the loss of of my snow removal contract has left me dis-shoveled.

 

[stefen]

Will owners of McDonalds restaurants become disenfranchised?
or the Luxor casino in Vegas be deluxed?
or the Grand Funk Railroad band be defunct?
Does de dog chase detail?
Did Cleopatra swim in denial?

ok I quit I'm tard

Tard or retard

 

[Goodyguy]

Will owners of McDonalds restaurants become disenfranchised?
or the Luxor casino in Vegas be deluxed?
or the Grand Funk Railroad band be defunct?
Does de dog chase detail?
Did Cleopatra swim in denial?

ok I quit I'm tard

Tard or retard

If you get tar and feathered and rode out of town on a rail the second time, then you are retard.

 

[Ray S S]

Thanks to all you guys for your additions to the post. I never realized there was so many ways to use words like

that. It makes for fun reading when you read them in a collection like this.

Ray

 

[Glenns5900]

A failed liver transplant could be - - delivered ?

 

[bigfish31]

If you don't pay the exorcist, you can be repossesd.

 

[Ray S S]

There is an old time riddle that goes like this.....

can you make up a sentense using the following four words? defence.....deduct.....detail......defeat


De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail.

Thanks Glen and bigfish for your good responses.

Ray