jlove429
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Moses and Jesus are playing their usual Wednesday round. They come to the fifteenth tee where they face the choice between laying up short of a lake with a mid-iron, or pulling out driver and making the risky play. Moses, two-up at this point, smacks a five iron 185 yards to the middle of the fairway. Jesus pulls the big dog and rips a towering drive right into the drink.
"Lemme tee up another," says Jesus. "If Tiger's got this drive in his bag, I can get there too." Moses allots his friend the mulligan and Jesus promptly sails another Pro-V1 into the wet. "Ah, heck," he says, I'll just take a drop.
Moses waits back in the fairway while Jesus walks out onto the lake to look for his ball. A couple choppers playing down the wrong fairway come over and brace Moses. "Who does that guy think he is," they ask, pointing to the lake, "Jesus Christ?"
"Nah," says Moses. "He thinks he's Tiger Woods."
"Lemme tee up another," says Jesus. "If Tiger's got this drive in his bag, I can get there too." Moses allots his friend the mulligan and Jesus promptly sails another Pro-V1 into the wet. "Ah, heck," he says, I'll just take a drop.
Moses waits back in the fairway while Jesus walks out onto the lake to look for his ball. A couple choppers playing down the wrong fairway come over and brace Moses. "Who does that guy think he is," they ask, pointing to the lake, "Jesus Christ?"
"Nah," says Moses. "He thinks he's Tiger Woods."
