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Grandmas Don't Know Everything
Grandmas Don't Know Everything
He'd been playing outside with the other kids
for a while. When he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep
in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to
just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual
intercourse, darling'
Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went
back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said
angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual
intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds
and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
Grandmas Don't Know Everything
He'd been playing outside with the other kids
for a while. When he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep
in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to
just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual
intercourse, darling'
Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went
back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said
angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual
intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds
and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'