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[WindHarvester]

A girl came skipping home from school

one day.



'Mommy, Mommy' , she yelled,

'we were counting today and all the other

kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10'.





See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
'Very good' , said her mother.





'Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy' ?
'Yes, it's because you're blonde',

her mother replied.





The next day, the girl came skipping

home from school.



'Mommy, Mommy,

'she yelled, 'we were saying the alphabet

today, and all the other kids could only

say it to D, but I said it to G'.





See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
'Very good', said her mother.





'Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy'?
'Yes pumpkin, it's because you're blonde'.





The next day the girl came skipping home

from school.



'Mommy, Mommy', she yelled,

'we were in gym class today and when we

showering, all the other girls had flat chests,

but I have these!' And she lifted her tank top

to reveal a pair of 36Cs.



'Very good', said her

embarrassed mother.





'Is it because I'm blonde, mommy' ?
'No, it's because you're 25.

 

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