Hallmark wont be printing these

[sniffer]

Hallmark won't be printing these

I don't think you will see these in a greeting card

My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire
I noticed your cat


You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mend
here's some flowers
and a box of depends


Heard your wife left you
how upset you must be
but don't be worried
she moved in with me


You totaled your car
and can't remember why
could it have been
that case of Bud dry