Halloween is coming

[Ray S S]

A man is walking home alone one foggy night passing a grave yard,
When behind him he hears:


Bump.....



Bump.....



Bump......



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out

the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of

thw street toward him.


Bump......


Bump......


Bump.......



Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, as the casket is

bouncing quicky behind him......



Faster.........



Faster.........



Faster........



Bump........



Bump........



Bump........




He runs up to his door, and fumbles with his keys. He opens the

door and rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket CRASHES through the door,

with the lid of the casket clapping......!



Clappity-Bump.......



Clappity-Bump........



Clappity-Bump........




The terrified man runs upstairs into the bathroom and

locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is

reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. Then

with a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the

bathroom door!!!



Bumping and clapping, its coming toward him!!!!!



The man screams and in desperation he reaches for

something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle

of Robitussin!!!!!



In a panic he throws the cough syrup at the caskek!!!!!



and,



(Hopefully you're ready for this)



AND THE........!!!!!!!!






THE COFFIN STOPS.

 

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[shaun7]

Ohhhh

 

[stefen]

You're really overdue for a 51/50 psyc-evaluation...

Just call 911 and the PD will give you a free ride...

Start packing your toothbrush...

Don't worry about clothes...they provide the split-backed gowns

 

[Ray S S]

Shaun,

Stefen, Yeah, I know. That was kinda lame and brings you to a sudden stop.

I knew it would get some reactions and I couldn't resist posting it. LOL

That is probably about the lamest joke you have heard in a long time. Look at it this way. After that one,
every one you read will have to be funny.

Ray

 

[stefen]

A number of years ago an architect associate of mine came down a hallway and was very flustered with the pressure of a project...

I asked him how things were going and he said he "didn't know if he was coming or going..."

"Are your ears getting red", I asked...

And he said, "No".

"Then if they aren't getting red then you're obviously going..."

Broke the spell with a good laugh...

 

[Ray S S]

Stefen, that was perfect timing on that one besides being really funny.

I'll have to remember that one.

Good job.

Ray

 

[stefen]

Stefen, that was perfect timing on that one besides being really funny.

I'll have to remember that one.

Good job.

Ray

True story...always good for a laugh when we get together...

 

[Ray S S]

Yeah, I'll bet.