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I know this is old, perhaps a little distasteful, but still funny.
Upon Mother Teresa's arrival in heaven she was greeted by St Peter, who presented her with a small, beautiful halo. Mother Teresa was so proud of her halo as she walked around to get acquainted with heaven.
On her second day, she was visiting one of the many beautiful gardens and spied lady Di, who had a halo twice the size of hers.
Mother Teresa set out to find St Peter and discuss this. Upon meeting with St Peter, Mother Teresa said, "St Peter, I have given my whole life to god". "I have unselfishly helped the poor and indigent, never worrying for my own needs". "I know that Lady Di, has done many a good deed in her life, but why is her halo so much larger than mine"?
St Peter just look at Mother Teresa and said, "That is no halo, that's a steering wheel".
Upon Mother Teresa's arrival in heaven she was greeted by St Peter, who presented her with a small, beautiful halo. Mother Teresa was so proud of her halo as she walked around to get acquainted with heaven.
On her second day, she was visiting one of the many beautiful gardens and spied lady Di, who had a halo twice the size of hers.
Mother Teresa set out to find St Peter and discuss this. Upon meeting with St Peter, Mother Teresa said, "St Peter, I have given my whole life to god". "I have unselfishly helped the poor and indigent, never worrying for my own needs". "I know that Lady Di, has done many a good deed in her life, but why is her halo so much larger than mine"?
St Peter just look at Mother Teresa and said, "That is no halo, that's a steering wheel".
