Hooker with a glass eye..........

[Mighty AP]

I was in Vegas a year or so ago, in a casino playin $1 slots. This very attractive call girl comes in & sits at the machine next to me & starts playing. After about 10 minutes she starts coughing real hard & her glass eye pops out, bounces off her machine & lands right in my lap! I handed it back to her, she pops it back in & we start talkin. She buys me a couple drinks then pulls me into the mens bathroom where she "blew my mind in the biblical sense" in a stall.................I asked her if she did this for every guy she met? She replied "No. You just caught my eye!"

 

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[hollowpointred]

uuuuggggghhhhh

 

[Mighty AP]

uuuuggggghhhhh

I know Hollow..........tacky, tacky, tacky!

 

[buscadero]

You're slipping, AP!


Joe

 

[Mighty AP]

I know Joe, aint it sad?

 

[stefen]

Where's the %$@# hook when you need it?

 

[Green1]

I LIKED IT,, but then i'm twisted anyway...

 

[Dave N Japan]

You would make a good Marine!

 

[GunFarce]

If you ever get back there, you can bet she'll keep an eye out for you!!

 

[Mighty AP]

lol