How To Keep A Woman Happy.... Priceless!

[stefen]

I'm so glad that someone FINALLY got it right!!



It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A man
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A bug exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Never stress her
50. Never look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space

VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* her favorite color
* her favorite flower
* her favorite gem
* her favorite fragrance
* her favorite memories
* her favorite holidays
* her favorite friends
* her favorite vacation destinations
* her favorite beverage
* her favorite food
* her favorite alcoholic drink
* her favorite restaurant
* her favorite nightclub
* any arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Show up Naked

2. Bring Food

 

[DigginThePast]

Green check Stefen. This puppy is solved!

 

[stefen]

Green check Stefen. This puppy is solved!

I need to add beer and chips then its perfect

 

[EE THr]

stefen---

You forgot one main ingredient: Act civilized when you find out that she's not been attending those charity meetings, but instead been meeting up with her "bad boy" type, which is what really excites her; and who has been giving her street drugs, taking her (your) money, and beating her up, but always makes amends to her by pulling her hair when they do it.

After all, "understanding" is on the list, isn't it?

 

[GunFarce]

Jeeeze.. I thought all a woman needed to please a man, was no gag reflex, and the ability to breathe through her ears!

 

[stefen]

 

[WindHarvester]

Jeeeze.. I thought all a woman needed to please a man, was no gag reflex, and the ability to breathe through her ears!

Oh my Gosh I am laughing so hard I swear I have tears running down my face, I have to quote you on this.

 

[stefen]

Jeeeze.. I thought all a woman needed to please a man, was no gag reflex, and the ability to breathe through her ears!

Oh my Gosh I am laughing so hard I swear I have tears running down my face, I have to quote you on this.

It would also help if she was only 3 foot tall and had a flat head so you'd have a place to park your beer

 

[Chug And Red]

Jeeeze.. I thought all a woman needed to please a man, was no gag reflex, and the ability to breathe through her ears!

Oh my Gosh I am laughing so hard I swear I have tears running down my face, I have to quote you on this.

It would also help if she was only 3 foot tall and had a flat head so you'd have a place to park your beer

Red said yeah!!! But then I would have to do more cooking!!! Chug

 

[TheRandyMan]

Holy cow!

How in the world did you guys get away with this thread!??

No official comment but I am with you in spirit!

 

[GunFarce]

Get away with what??