The Beep Goes On
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HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTER
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist
exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a
very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly
it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
into a hundred pieces.
'SH1T!' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist
exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a
very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly
it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
into a hundred pieces.
'SH1T!' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
