When I got divorced from the "wicked witch of the west" her lawyer also wanted a list of my artifacts with appraisal. I told them you want half of my artifacts I found, we can go through them and I will give you first pick and then we will divide them one by one. Her reply was "I don't want the rocks I want the money they are worth." I told here the judge says we will divide everything, he did not say we had to get our furniture appraised so I am not paying for an appraisal for my collection, you will get a box of "rocks" and you deal with selling them. She didn't like that at all, so I made her an offer to buy her half out. I gave her $2000 for her share.....My mistake was I insured my collection, she took the policy to her lawyer and that is where she got the idea to ask for half.....
The entire 20+ years I was walking streams and fields, her comments when I brought them home was usually "more damn rocks"....
No Fault Divorce laws in this country suck. Exwife got all the antique furniture we bought, we as in "I" bought at auctions, she hated the auctions because you had to wait for the items you like to go up for bid so I was the one there, she was at home in the ac. She got to keep all the antiques given to her by her family while we were married, and of course the $30,000 in stock I had before we met and that I sold to help buy our first home was lost as the home was half hers. I had to buy her out of her share of the home, as well as half of my artifact collection..........
The kicker was she was having an affair with a guy at work, which did not matter in divorce court, (no fault divorce) and my 2 kids ended up living with her and the trash she was having the affair with.....I would have beat him with a base ball bat, but I did not want my kids to have to deal with that and my being in prision......
I got my revenge, my wife now is 20 years younger then I, weighs 100 lbs, and is beautiful, sexy and sweet.......My Ex and her white trash husband look like 2 beach balls now..........
