Inherit a Fortune

Gypsy Heart

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When Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died he decided he needed a woman with whom to enjoy it.


So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.



He walked up to her and said, "I may look like just an ordinary man, but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 150 million dollars."



Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.



Three days later she became his stepmother.



Women are so much smarter than men.
 

Ouch, what rotten luck ::)
 

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