FreedomUIC
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Took a couple of hours Friday and visited my neighbors to the west of where I live. This is by far the funniest, lowest moments of my life.
Bank 1) - Four dollars in half, teller holds up one and says, "This one is not silver, I think I can see copper around the edges". - 64 Franklin
Bank 2) - Teller edge checked each coin right in front of me but still sold me everything - 1 40%
Bank 3) - Aphrodite waited on me, Black Hair, Bluest Eyes you could ever imagine and curves that would make most race tracks jealous. She walked back to the drive-thru and proceeded to pluck about four or five dollars from her tray, look at each edge and proceeded to put back two of the halfs, obviously I have met a silver blocker.
A) I instantly felt anger and disappointment at her cherry picking right in front of me.
B) I noticed no wedding ring, could it be true, a Silver Blocker that looks like Aphrodite and is single.
My heart was soaring, then I remember one important thing! The euphoria of seeing her turned
back to anger as I realized I was married....
C) She came back to the window and leaned forward to sell me the four half dollars that were left.
When I say "Leaned Forward", I mean she was listing more than the "Tower Of Piza". My
Heart was high with hope and excitement, the blue eyes and black hair, not to mention the physical
attributes made me light headed, then that excitement turned to anger, I remembered I was
married again.
LESSON LEARNED - Never trust a cherry picking teller when you are Married.........
Banks 4 - 7 were skunks. Ended up at my coin shop and need to buy some small dollar plastic holders, I managed to pick up four "Red Seal" two dollar bills in my endeavors that day and needed something to
store them in. They are a Christmas present that I am putting together for my wife, she loves paper
currency.
The end.
Bank 1) - Four dollars in half, teller holds up one and says, "This one is not silver, I think I can see copper around the edges". - 64 Franklin
Bank 2) - Teller edge checked each coin right in front of me but still sold me everything - 1 40%
Bank 3) - Aphrodite waited on me, Black Hair, Bluest Eyes you could ever imagine and curves that would make most race tracks jealous. She walked back to the drive-thru and proceeded to pluck about four or five dollars from her tray, look at each edge and proceeded to put back two of the halfs, obviously I have met a silver blocker.
A) I instantly felt anger and disappointment at her cherry picking right in front of me.
B) I noticed no wedding ring, could it be true, a Silver Blocker that looks like Aphrodite and is single.
My heart was soaring, then I remember one important thing! The euphoria of seeing her turned
back to anger as I realized I was married....
C) She came back to the window and leaned forward to sell me the four half dollars that were left.
When I say "Leaned Forward", I mean she was listing more than the "Tower Of Piza". My
Heart was high with hope and excitement, the blue eyes and black hair, not to mention the physical
attributes made me light headed, then that excitement turned to anger, I remembered I was
married again.
LESSON LEARNED - Never trust a cherry picking teller when you are Married.........
Banks 4 - 7 were skunks. Ended up at my coin shop and need to buy some small dollar plastic holders, I managed to pick up four "Red Seal" two dollar bills in my endeavors that day and needed something to
store them in. They are a Christmas present that I am putting together for my wife, she loves paper
currency.
The end.
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