John Wayne toilet paper

[rockhound]

An indian chief told one of his warriors to go to the trading post and trade for some toilet paper. He wanted to become more civilized, like the white man. Whenthe warrior came back he had several rolls with him. The chief wanted to be the first to try this white mans toilet paper. Afterwards he ler each one in their tribe try it when they needed to. The next day he went to the trading post with some warriors following him. When he entered, he asked where the owner was. The owned came over to see what the chief wanted. The chief said, "I want to return the rest of this John Wayne toilet paper." The owner asked why he called it John Wayne toilet paper. The chief said "because it don't take any crap off an indian." rockhound

 

[stefen]

Scheeeee-it

 

[CaptainRobin]

The military uses Jophn Wayne toilet paper in gang latrines... we called it that because it is rough, tough, and didn't take crap off'n anybody...
Robin

 

[stefen]

aka, kibo wallpaper