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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was
visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to
the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and
Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad
of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold
her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was
visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to
the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and
Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad
of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold
her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
